Why you can`t do this with a virgin in Alabama and other strange laws

Don`t do this with a virgin in Alabama and other strange laws
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
No person may spit on the floor of a church.
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.